Unanswered texts from last night
11-18-10 | 8:56 a.m.
My 20 year old son M Dog:
9:15 PM: "So, I really can't have a girl sleep over?"
9:20 PM: "??????????"
10:03 PM: "Mommmmmmm seriously? I can't?"
IGNORED
My mother:
8:42 PM: "I need help with my laptop."
IGNORED
Hubby...apparently after I fell asleep:
10:27 PM: "I just want u 2 wake up in the morn & read this & smile cuz I'm about 2 go let u masturbate. With my tongue."
NOT IGNORED
He sure knows how to stay married.
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