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I sure hope he didn't find my dildo collection.

08-02-10 | 7:54 a.m.

In the category of "Make You Want To Crawl Out Of Your Skin" I'll take $800, Alex.

The answer is "Your Step-Son"

::furiously pushing the button with my thumb::

Who did I find out was coming into my house when I wasn't home and somehow found the spare key to my bedroom and has been routinely letting himself in and rummaging through bureaus etc???

I wish he was back in jail.

And now I have to burn every single pair of (sniffed) panties I own.

Fucking creeper.

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