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Son of a bitch!

11-17-10 | 6:09 a.m.

There are wonderful benefits to having sex with the same man for a seriously freaking long time. You get a chance to train him, of course. And you get a chance to be trained.

There's a lot to be said for knowing exactly what to do.

And you get to create a secret language only the two of you know. You speak with your body and your eyes and the way you breathe.

All wonderful.

However, all of this knowledge also makes it so you know about 10 minutes into fucking that your husband is really just trying to masturbate.

With your vagina.

Really irritates me.

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Phoning it in - 07-01-12

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