Obscenely Lowbrow Humor Blog | Annoyed Couger Venting

08-05-10 | 6:35 a.m.

So I'm at the bar, right? And I'm playing pool. Well...to be honest what I was doing was owning the slate and giving my opponent a five-finger rectal plunging with my maddd skillzzz. Anyway, the bartender Joe catches my eye and give me the old come hither sign.

"Did you know that when you shoot, you hold your pinky in the air like a hot little princess?"

"No shit, really? Cuz I'm more like a hot little tomboy that's giving this sad shithead over here a serious schooling."

"You also hook the cue under your boob. It's quite nice."

::blank stare::

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