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Unanswered texts from last night

11-18-10 | 8:56 a.m.

My 20 year old son M Dog:

9:15 PM: "So, I really can't have a girl sleep over?"
9:20 PM: "??????????"
10:03 PM: "Mommmmmmm seriously? I can't?"

IGNORED

My mother:

8:42 PM: "I need help with my laptop."

IGNORED

Hubby...apparently after I fell asleep:

10:27 PM: "I just want u 2 wake up in the morn & read this & smile cuz I'm about 2 go let u masturbate. With my tongue."

NOT IGNORED

He sure knows how to stay married.

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